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The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread
I have to laugh at the young guys who think they're going to get married any have lots & lots of sex all the time...- The_Chief
- Post #268
- Forum: Funny / Meme
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Northern Lights
A friend of ours lives up on the mountain (we're at the foot of it) - her neighbor got these photos Friday night. Apparently it was such a geomagnetic tsunami from the sun that people as far south as Hawaii and Jamaica saw it! -
Tell me a joke...
A Customer’s Letter to Tide: "I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white...- The_Chief
- Post #454
- Forum: Funny / Meme
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Any Time is Grillin Time
Enjoy and happy HUGE DAY to your Darling Bride! My Darling Bride requested rotisserie chicken, saffron rice and Brussels sprouts this evening, and that's what she'll have. I coat the whole chicken with olive oil and dust it with Cavender's seasoning: pop it into the Showtime Rotisserie at 15...- The_Chief
- Post #4,131
- Forum: Food and Beverage
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Any Time is Grillin Time
What a great idea! The Darling Bride gets a monthly injection (not insulin) that comes in one of those little coolers AND with two reusable freezer packs. I hate tossing those packs, but there are only so many I can keep in surplus. But I'll hold back a couple of these for resting the steaks...- The_Chief
- Post #4,128
- Forum: Food and Beverage
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The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread
Two things I learned early on in our marriage that have made things a lot easier over the decades: What's hers is hers, and what's mine is hers The five magic words to a long & happy marriage: "Sorry, Honey, I was wrong"- The_Chief
- Post #267
- Forum: Funny / Meme
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The Punny Side of Life
- The_Chief
- Post #3,897
- Forum: Funny / Meme
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Funny pictures!
- The_Chief
- Post #13,133
- Forum: Funny / Meme
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Failures
Maybe it's a good idea to save the 6-pack until AFTER mowing...- The_Chief
- Post #420
- Forum: Funny / Meme
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Funny pictures!
- The_Chief
- Post #13,130
- Forum: Funny / Meme
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Funny pictures!
- The_Chief
- Post #13,129
- Forum: Funny / Meme
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Funny pictures!
- The_Chief
- Post #13,128
- Forum: Funny / Meme
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Funny pictures!
Somebody got the draft blueprints and somebody got the final... uhhhhh- The_Chief
- Post #13,125
- Forum: Funny / Meme
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Let's count to 100,000! :o
- The_Chief
- Post #13,735
- Forum: Forum Games
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Let's count to 100,000! :o
- The_Chief
- Post #13,734
- Forum: Forum Games
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Tell me a joke...
A guy was driving around the back woods of the Missouri Ozarks and saw a sign in front of a broken-down house: Talking Dog For Sale He rang the bell and the owner appeared. The owner told the man the dog was in the backyard and led him around the house. They went into the backyard and the guy...- The_Chief
- Post #453
- Forum: Funny / Meme
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Funny pictures!
Australia was England's penal colony for a reason... almost everything there wants to kill you. (Not koalas, though. They just sleep 18 hours a day and get stoned on eucalyptus leaves the other 6. They don't care.)- The_Chief
- Post #13,123
- Forum: Funny / Meme
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What's the weather like where you are?
No damage other than a leaf on a squash plant that apparently took a big hailstone... we're very blessed, indeed. And the only Twister I want these days is a game with the Darling Bride, no clothes and a voice-activated digital spinner :love: -
Failures
- The_Chief
- Post #418
- Forum: Funny / Meme
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Failures
- The_Chief
- Post #417
- Forum: Funny / Meme
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Funny pictures!
- The_Chief
- Post #13,118
- Forum: Funny / Meme
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What's the weather like where you are?
It was a LONG night. Our weather radio almost interrupted one warning with another - we did some closet time during one tornado warning (we were right in the path) and got pummeled with quarter sized hail. Around 3 AM a huge clap of thunder woke us up and every smart bulb in the house lit up... -
What's the weather like where you are?
I'll do what I can, @olbriar which isn't much! Our weather radio is going off every five minutes with alerts and warnings... it's gonna be a long night... -
What's the weather like where you are?
Lots o' tornado watches and thunderboomer warnings, especially overnight. Looks like it will be a pretty lively night in Tennessee...