The idiot test

[lunatic59]

I beg to differ ... 8

One neck hole
One waist
two sleeves
and four torn holes (two in front and two in back)

Spoiler: Could be 9

If we count the ***hole who owns it.

 

[olbriar]

You may well be right.

 

[Zigman66]

Luna got it ( and I liked the added possibility )

 

[Davdi]

A man, dressed all in black (including a black scarf covering his face) and wearing black glasses walks down an unlit street. A car comes towards him, with no lights on, but the driver sees the man and stops in time to avoid hitting him. How does the driver know the man is there?

 

[lunatic59]

It's daylight.

 

[Zigman66]

He knew where the scene was.

One thing will give you butterfly each and every time without fail. What is it?

Speaking of... These were outside on my milkweed plants and the chrysalis was on a chive

 

[Clementine_3]

Yay! I'm trying to grow friggin' milkweed in my yard and swear they are defective! They are just still so wee tiny. And the rabbits eating them aren't helping.

 

[Zigman66]

Once you get them established they usually grow like... well... weeds!

 

[Clementine_3]

Once you get them established they usually grow like... well... weeds!

And that's where I just shake my head!! They are weeds and should be growing! Grrr

 

[Zigman66]

After careful DNA analysis 3 doctors determined that @dontpanicbobby is their brother but Bobby says he doesn't have any brothers. Is he lying?

 

[lunatic59]

Nope, the three doctors are women ... or at least they are now.

 

[Zigman66]

If a boy is slapped by his mother and his father, which one hurts the most?

 

[olbriar]

The boy, beyond a doubt!

 

[Zigman66]

Yessir

If a man was born in Greece, raised in Spain, came to America and then dies in San Francisco, what is he?

 

[Unforgiven]

A male corpse.

 

[Davdi]

The Trolley Problem: A trolley caris heading towards where a group of five people are crossing, . You are standing by a switch, and can divert the trolley onto another track, where it will kill only one person. But if you do nothing, the trolley will kill all five.

What would you do?

 

[Unforgiven]

Yell a warning, not risk the unintended consequences of the unknowns by altering the planned route of the trolley. Besides, if idiots are on the trolley tracks, then, whelp, Darwin and all that.

 

[Davdi]

That's the standard response, but there is a third possibility ouside the specifics of the problem.

 

[Zigman66]

Throw the switch halfway which would either stop the trolley or derail it between the aforementioned parties

 

[Unforgiven]

Throw the switch halfway which would either stop the trolley or derail it between the aforementioned parties

Again that introduces risk of the unknown such as the trolley continuing on a path unencumbered by rails into a far larger crowd or causing some other calamity.

 

[Zigman66]

Well, being that I do believe in Darwinism, and I also believe the world is overpopulated anyway, I would likely throw the switch as the first wheels pass so the car goes sideways and takes 'em all out

 

[Zigman66]

I finally looked that one up because I had to give up and found there is no actual right answer, however my answer WAS a variation of another answer out there

 

[Zigman66]

What 2 questions could you never truthfully answer "yes" with?

 

[lunatic59]

One of them is "are you a liar?"

 

[Zigman66]

I actually hadn't thought of that one but a liar can still answer a question truthfully, if they so desire