**The OFFICIAL Words of Wisdom Thread**

[The_Chief]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[Milo Williamson]

My daughter ask me to count to five, when I was counting to five,
she kept on saying "Can you count to five?"
I just burst out laughing, because I had my thumb tucked in my hand.

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[The_Chief]

"A person should set their goals as early as they can and devote all their energy and talent to getting there. With enough effort, they may achieve it. Or they may find something even more rewarding. But in the end, no matter what the outcome, they will know they have been alive."

 

[Milo Williamson]

No one ever ask this "What is the sound of one hand clapping, as a pair not of a high five, or clapping in your own hands together, but what is that sound if you fold over your fingers and palms, will it ever be recorded?" If you succed when still being alive, that is the sound of both hands clapping far apart, if you really reached the end of everything, stay put do not action against anything, but drop your weapon and breathe in deep. Just remember you are loved by others.

 

[rootabaga]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[Milo Williamson]

When studying up forever on something you might forget, just remember it took the origin coder, a billion years before the first step.

 

[The_Chief]

EDIT:

I have received some criticism about this photo, to the effect that the cake appears tilted at 60-degree angle and not 120 degrees, at which it would be slightly inverted. My Chiefly response to those critics was that I was baking a pineapple upside down cake: so it IS inverted. My meme stands, therefore, as accurate at 120 degrees.

The world is on fire and people sit around, criticizing the math on a cake meme. No wonder we're in trouble...

 

[The_Chief]

 

[rootabaga]

Life is like a helicopter…


Unfortunately, not many know how to operate a helicopter!
(Anonymous)

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Steven58]

Brilliant!

 

[rootabaga]

…except for the ones who have to clean up the confetti!

 

[rootabaga]

Wise words that are also humorous…

 

[Steven58]

Wise words that are also humorous…

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Profound. TY

 

[rootabaga]

…and this is the perfect complement to the other one I recently posted:

 

[Milo Williamson]

Never go to bed angry.
Never go to bed hungry,
never go to bed sad,
nor in pain,
heartbreak,
drinking booze,
or even in harm's way.

 

[rootabaga]

 

[rootabaga]

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[rootabaga]

 

[rootabaga]

Truth…