The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

[The_Chief]

 

[rootabaga]

I’m slowly becoming aware that I am allowed to have an opinion on most any topic.

So long as it’s my wife’s opinion…

 

[The_Chief]

I think we can all relate. We came to an agreement early on in our marriage: what's hers is hers, and what's mine is hers...

 

[olbriar]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[BrickHouse]

Yes dear has served me well for the last five years. It only took 45 years to fully appreciate the futility of any other response.

And the man that first said that phrase truly knew what he was talking about!!!

 

[The_Chief]

 

[olbriar]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[The_Chief]

Meanwhile, our former tax deduction son (who's been staying with us for six months) finally got an apartment and will be moving into it on Sunday. Yesterday (Thursday), the Darling Bride had a medical appointment not far from the apartment complex - I was driving her, and son had asked us to take some measurements for the move-in.

No problem... then she and I had the same idea, at the same time. Key to a vacant apartment. We're there all alone. Balcony overlooking the woods. LOTS of room.



You bet we broke that place in! Ahhh, the sweet benefits of being married...

 

[IHateMyTreo]

Meanwhile, our former tax deduction son (who's been staying with us for six months) finally got an apartment and will be moving in on Sunday. Yesterday (Thursday). the Darling Bride had a medical appointment not far from the apartment complex - I was driving her, and son had asked us to take some measurements for the move-in.

No problem... then she and I had the same idea, at the same time. Key to a vacant apartment. We're there all alone. Balcony overlooking the woods. LOTS of room.



You bet we broke that place in! Ahhh, the sweet benefits of being married...

Door Dash? Uber Eats?

 

[The_Chief]

Door Dash? Uber Eats?

More like MILF & cookies and that's all I'm gonna say

 

[IHateMyTreo]

More like MILF & cookies and that's all I'm gonna say

Under normal circumstances (which this is clearly not), the proper reply would be "Pics or it didn't happen." However, in this case, we will 100% take you at your word.

 

[The_Chief]

Thank you... I don't need Pup getting all bent out of shape because I'm posting married people frisky pics!

 

[The_Chief]

HUZZAH! After 6 months and 8 days, our former tax deduction son moved into his apartment today! He's close enough that we can visit often, but he's not right here. Finally, Mom & Dad are happy empty nesters again!

 

[The_Chief]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

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And not to mention that the wife can't seem to anticipate anything beyond the hood ornament.

 

[BrickHouse]

And not to mention that the wife can't seem to anticipate anything beyond the hood ornament.

That's when a good pare of earplugs are handy.

 

[rootabaga]

That's when a good pair of earplugs are handy.

Check with Barry Dawson (post #244 above)…