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We've seen stuff like this shared here and there. Let's enjoy a laugh here as well.
Another oldy:
Daughter; Mom, I'm pregnant.
Mom; Didn't you tell him "don't" when he touches your breasts?
Daughter ; Yes.
Mom; And did you tell him "stop" when he touches your private parts?
Daughter; Yes.
Mom; Well, what happened?
Daughter; "He kept touching both parts ..."
Daughter; Mom, I'm pregnant.
Mom; Didn't you tell him "don't" when he touches your breasts?
Daughter ; Yes.
Mom; And did you tell him "stop" when he touches your private parts?
Daughter; Yes.
Mom; Well, what happened?
Daughter; "He kept touching both parts ..."
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How is pregnancy similar to success?
Everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you were screwed in the process.
Everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you were screwed in the process.
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