It's fake noows, a conspiracy to destroy the economy in order to steal the election.
Joe Biden asked China to release a bioweapon to stop me being re-elected.
Take chloroquine, that will cure it.
Take Lysol, that will cure it.
We'll have a vaccine by the fall.
It will just disappear like magic even without a vaccine.
This is all State business, not federal.
I'm telling you to oppose what the States are doing.
My decisive action has saved millions. Forget about the hundred thousand dead(*), I'm the hero here.
We can't hold an election this year. It's not fair, I've been treated worse than anyone in history ever...
(*) A sadly optimistic total, given where the numbers stand today